How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
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Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
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