so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
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I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
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Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
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