Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
where are you?
Hypothermia
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my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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