I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
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I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
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I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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