She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
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She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
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I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
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