just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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