Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
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I think a kid would responsible me up
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
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do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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