Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
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We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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