you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
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He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
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Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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