3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
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I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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