The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
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i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
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All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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