I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
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Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
I need a significant other who'll eat Skittles from my boobs
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