How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
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