Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
if i could have babies with my dog i totally would cause i know thay would be fucking hott babies.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
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Said he made a playlist for taking a shit. only two songs on it are the Star Wars theme and "America, fuck yeah" set to repeat.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
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If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
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