Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
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I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
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College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
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