I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
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