Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
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I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
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my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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