He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Just cropdusted the office
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
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You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
We're lucky we aren't prostitutes by now. Whats the etiquette for returning a pair of heels with blood on them?
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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