Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
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I want her autograph on my taint
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
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There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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