So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
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the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
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corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
So here I am, sexting at work.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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