Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
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an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
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White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
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