I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
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Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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