So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
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Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
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