I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
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Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
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I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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