oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
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Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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