it wasn't lemon gatorade
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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