Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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