Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
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How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
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you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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