You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
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Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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