Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
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After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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