you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
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Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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