OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
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And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
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Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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