The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
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there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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