Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
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