Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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