Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
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he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
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I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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