in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
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But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
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I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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