idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
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My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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