No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Reggie can tackle my bush.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
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you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
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I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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