so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
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I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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