I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
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I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
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I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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