I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
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You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
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Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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