Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
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Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
In other news, I just burned my penis
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
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