he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
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I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
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I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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