Four minutes until I can fart!
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
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his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
WHAT THE FUCK JASON, WHY IS THERE A FREE BLOW JOBS BY LISA SIGN IN MY FRONT LAWN WITH MY PHONE NUMBER ON IT?! PEOPLE ARE PULLING INTO MY DRIVEWAY!
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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