just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
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I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
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for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
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