oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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so she called me drunk and made me stay on the phone with her while she puked.
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
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