never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
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Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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