tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
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Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
I like to think of you as more a magic eight ball of my life's journey?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
May the power of my ass compel you!!
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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