I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
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I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
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We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
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